Telling the Truth in the Middle - Attend Against a Common, Casually Lying Speech Form
Consider careless speech that gets a job done but contains a lie. "3 wouldn't equal 5 if I didn't really mean 'yes'". Or, less abstractly, "I wouldn't have said something about it if I didn't want to give it to you". Really? You never would have even mentioned it if gifting it wasn't your exact intention? Not even in passing, concerning it's interesting history or design parameters? Perhaps you can think of a real situation that conforms to this description. Consider it well, and realize that what to you is mere exaggeration or euphemism is a casual lie that comes across as particularly distrustful to children and people sensitive to language and to you, maybe. It's a modern version of casual speech that disregards the importance of telling the truth. You might be able to truthfully use exaggeration or euphemisms in some cases, so don't think I'm being overly restrictive, but also find where you are inadvertently disregarding the importance of truth telling even in the filler language leading up to your main point.